I’m dreading the day when my pre-teen starts playing baseball competitively and my life is shuttling him back and forth to practice and he starts begging to join those Club Teams that are thousands of dollars b/c, seriously, my 37-year-old has me running to enough games already.
So, it WAS his birthday and all, but who wants to spend their birthday going to watch a HS baseball game? It’s not like we even know any of the kids? I spent the whole time watching the slutty teenage girls acting like morons and dressed like whores. I even grabbed a mom to ask her “do they wear that to SCHOOL?” Honestly, if *I* think your skirt is too short, it must be DAMN short b/c I LOVE me some short skirts.
With all of that being said, where we live the schools have some SERIOUSLY amazing views. If I had gone to HS here, i would’ve failed b/c I spent all day dreaming while staring at the snow capped mountains. Reeve just loved running barefoot on the soccer field while I watched the clouds for falling foul balls that could Simon Birch him This hair….
Listen, I don’t pay to have it cut b/c it grows SO FAST I’d be paying $20 every week to get it done. I honestly cut 3/4″ off every week….I just cut it today and it’s SHORT….I swear tomorrow it will need trimmed again
The girls (the Slutty-short-skirt ones) all LOVED Reeve and kept saying, “He’s sooo cute!” I agree….they may be slutty but they aren’t blind. Selfies…. family selfie playing in the Soccer nets….
I don’t even know who won…or who they played….again, I was chasing the Rabid Barricuda while Daddy’s stood with his arms crossed and talked baseball with some locals.
Is this season over yet?